Just My Two Cents

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There was once a soldier who was somewhat influenced by the teachings of Buddha. In one of the soldier’s jumps, his parachute did not open. He prayed: "Great Buddha, please save my life." Buddha extended his hands and the soldier landed right in the palms of Buddha. When the soldier realized that he was safe, he made the sign of the cross and prayed: "Lord Jesus Christ, Thank You." Buddha got mad and he smashed the soldier to the ground.   =P